Morality Battle: Mcgill University in Montreal vs. Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island
Aristotle may have died some 2300 odd years ago…. But his question remains valid to this day: “What has the world come to”. Mcgill’s answer to his question is simple: “Our world has to a point where, freedoms of speech and expression in certain cases, such as this, promote immorality by turning Emma Watson into a (doubleyou, eitch, oh, are ee; I am sure we all know what that spells, right?). I propose, before it is too late, and we have gone further away from G-d and His values, to subordinate the 1st Amendment of the US Constitution (freedom of speech and expression) to the 5th Amendment of the US Constitution (the emotional, psychological, psychosocial, and mental rape of Emma Watson that the recent photo scandal has promoted, must be considered “Cruel and Unusual Punishment”, and as a result, unconstitutional.
It does not matter if it’s Wikileaks, The Pentagon Papers, or The Latest Emma Watson Photo Scandal, THE TRUTH MUST BE, AND WILL BE KNOWN….THEREFORE IM POSTING MY COMMENT….IN DEFENCE OF EMMA WATSON. Gandhi once said :Be the change you want to see in the world.”. Therefore I am taking it upon myself to start this crusade.
TURNING ANY FEMALE CELEBRITY (ESPECIALLY EMMA WATSON) INTO A DOUBLE YOU, AICH, O, ARE, EE, (i am sure we all know what those letters spell, right?) IS IMMORAL. THE PERPETRATOR (S) SHOULD BE PUNISHED BY FINANCIALLY COMPENSATING EMMA WATSON 10 000$ US A MONTH, FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES AND/OR LIFE IN PRISON WITH NEITHER PAROLE NOR ACCESS TO A COMPUTER FOR AT LEAST 25 YEARS
I came to the enlightened conclusion that there is only 1 possible way of stopping this cyber abuse of Emma Watson. Put my two enclosed pictures of Emma side by side with the caption I provided (what is UNDERLINED). HAD EMMA BEEN AT MCGILL UNIVERSITY IN MONTREAL, CANADA SOMEONE WOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING AGES AGO. DEAR STUDENT BODY OF BROWN UNIVERSITY, YOUR UNIVERSITY NEEDS YOUR COURAGE, NOT YOUR NAME!. WE WANT GRYFFINDORS NOT SLYTHERINS (referring to the moral qualities of 2 of Hogwarts’ Four Houses). ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR TURNING ME (referring to the first picture of Emma in the attached picture) INTO THAT? (Compare the second picture of Emma in the attachment with the First.). DO YOU HAVE THE CAJONES (BALLS /GUTS) TO COME FORWARD? YOUR FREEDOMS OF SPEECH AND EXPRESSION ARE BEING COMPROMISED WHEN YOU ARE NOT TALKING right underneath the side-by side pictures.
I am sure you would all agree with me that this is ONE OF THE MOST SERIOUS ISSUES AS IT CONCERNS BROWN’S REPUTATION AND NEEDS TO BE DEALT WITH URGENTLY. Please ask Brown University for permission to reprint this article (if you do decide to turn my message into an editorial in their student newspaper. Dear Gentlemen let’s stand up for Emma Watson and morality, and be her knights in shining armor….I am counting on you to help me with my anti-immorality crusade (end of article). Please write an article on Emma Watson and then at the end insert my pictures and caption….
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation, All questions and comments are of course welcome, please don’t hesitate to reply
Yours Sincerely, Patriot Saint-Moral, Concordia University (Montreal, Canada) Student # 9112553 (the name i would like my article to appear under if indeed it is published.
If you want, you may contact me at the following address email@example.com; I am looking forward to a good intellectual debate on this issue.
I don’t know in response to what comment to put this….but I would like my ANGER over the recent EMMA WATSON PHOTO SCANDAL TO BE HEARD PUBLICLY LOUD AND CLEAR by many people in many places and across a wide spectrum of social classes, but above by your editors. Please be kind enough to publish my comment If and to send a copy along with the attached pictures (the pictures are for shock value only, to expose to the world that there are those among us, who would turn the Emma Watson in the top picture, into a you-know-what mentioned earlier) to the Brown Daily Herald. I am ready to answer any questions/comments you may have.
To The Editors: SORRY THE SECOND PIC OF EMMA IS SOMEWHAT SHOCKING BUT SHOCK VALUE, NOT MORALITY, OR LACK OF IT, WAS INTENDED! THE ABUSE OF EMMA MUST STOP… Sorry that the pictures may violate peoples’ morality standards, but how do you define “morality” after what the scandalmongers at Brown University have done to Emma Watson.????????????????. The same applies to some of the words i proposed for the caption that I would like to see underneath my pictures.
To help deal with this problem, ask Brown University to look at the following individual firstname.lastname@example.org. He may have information. He claimed on a social networking site to be in possession of the inappropriate pictures.
http://sn143w.snt143.mail.live.com/default.aspx?wa=wsignin1.0 (for the pictures i mentioned)